Big Mama's own page

Big Mama's own page

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Bride Guy's Website

September 14th marks the three-year anniversary of Bride Guy getting his now-famous wedding gown, now known as "Big Mama." To celebrate, I've given my gown her very own page on my website! You'll get to see more of her angles here. Enjoy!

This is big mama's lo-o-o-ng cathredral-length train!

Big Mama's back is open for adequate ventilation!

Detail of Big Mama's train.

I'm not sure if I'm a very good poet, so for Big M's 2nd anniversary, I'd thought I'd try to write an Ode to Big Mama. Here goes... (Hope you don't think it sux!)

ODE TO BIG MAMA

by BRIDEGUY

Big Mama, big and white,

You make many a day big and bright,

I may be a man and not a real bride,

But I like the feel of your taffeta on my side,

You're the Mother of my clothes I declare,

though I don't touch women's underwear,

I am a man who's not into neck ties,

I prefer some crinoline against my thighs

Your sequins and pearls go straight to my brain,

You take up space in my living room, with your train,

You have the power to make one feel like a Princess,

But since I'm a man, I just feel like I'm cross-dressed.

So wearing you as a man is what I do,

If I where an actual Bride-to-be, I'd get married in you.

But until I find a Bride instead of dressing like one,

In Big Mama is where I'll have my fun.

Splash.